Dark Bilious Vapors

A couple days ago, I mentioned a collection of "Chuck Norris Facts" on the Interweb. Apparently, Chuck himself has noticed them and therefore penned his own response to them. Since it looks like this page is an announcement page that may be revised in the future, I'll take the liberty of transcribing Chuck's response here:

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
--Chuck Norris

Len on 01.12.06 @ 07:28 AM CST