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01/02/2006: Thought for the Day:
A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off."
--Steven Wright
Len on 01.02.06 @ 08:25 AM CST
