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09/27/2005: Yuks o'the Day:
Bush is keeping track of Hurricane Rita as it hits his home state of Texas. That's Bush's worst nightmare: an electric chair with no power.
--Jay Leno
Hurricane Rita is supposed to make landfall in Texas, which is good for Barbara Bush because she can insult survivors closer to home.
--Bill Maher
Yesterday President Bush made his fifth visit to the area that received the most damage from Hurricane Katrina. In other words, the White House.
--Conan O'Brien
The president believes the government should be limited not in size, Jon, but in effectiveness. In terms of effectiveness, this is the most limited government we've ever had.
--Daily Show correspondent Rob Corddry
Now here's some sad information coming out of Washington. According to reports, President Bush may be drinking again. And I thought, "Well, why not? He's got everybody else drinking."
--David Letterman
Hat tip: dKos's Bill in Portland Maine who compiled these for today's "Cheers and Jeers".
Len on 09.27.05 @ 11:50 AM CST
