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09/14/2005: The problem with regularly reading The Onion....
is that lately it's become more and more difficult to distinguish satire from reality. But our pals at The Onion still have their edge:
Bush Nominates First-Trimester Fetus To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON, DC—In a press conference Monday, President Bush named a 72-day-old gestating fetus as his nominee to fill the Supreme Court seat that opened following the death of Chief Justice William Rehnquist.And this one deserves a mention, too: Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses' Teeth
"Already, this experienced and capable embryo has demonstrated during his or her in utero existence a deep commitment to the core principles of the Constitution," Bush said. "It is with great pride that I nominate this unborn American patriot to the highest court in the land."
If confirmed by Congress, the bean-sized vertebrate would be the nation's first prenatal Supreme Court justice.
Len on 09.14.05 @ 12:32 PM CST
