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09/10/2005: About those Procedures....
A few funnies from commentators over at fafblog on those Emergency Procedures:My personal levee is finished. And behold, I'm dry as a bone.
It's my ring of confidence. I'm as ready to face the world now as Mary Tyler Moore was in that one show.
I'm wearing my levee now. Does my behind look big in this levee?
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TelltaleHeart | 09.08.05 - 8:49 pm | #
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Sir,
A question. If I don't have enough time to "cook up a levee" the standard way, could you possibly modify that recipe for a microwave? Time is precious in a catastrophy, right FEMA?
And astrid,
It's my understanding that just the soul goes in the helicopter since they take up virtually no room. That's why FEMA didn't use many of them big ones.
Father Tyme | 09.08.05 - 9:08 pm | #
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Well, this is obviously fake. The Department of Homeland security recommends sealing your room with duct tape - to keep the water out.
Willem | 09.08.05 - 9:32 pm | #
Keep 'Em Coming faf and fafinators...We Love it!! LOL
Karen on 09.10.05 @ 12:47 PM CST
