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08/06/2005: Carrion Bob's Last Hurrah...
Bilmon at Wiskey Bar has written an absolute GEM of a HOWL about that incident with Robert "The Walking Dead" Novak "blooper." It's called (appropriately) Death Takes A Holiday:"Reversing their earlier decision to keep the unburied corpse of Novak on the air, CNN executives have announced that the zombie propagandist's decaying flesh will be "temporarily" entombed in a lead-lined refrigerated crypt at the Hanford Nuclear Energy Reservation in Washington State.
Network executives acted Thursday after Novak's body staggered to its feet in the middle of a joint interview with the mummified remains of James Carville, and vomited a noxious heap of its own decomposed organs directly into the lap of CNN host Ed Henry. The reanimated corpse then lurched off the set, leaving a trail of wriggling maggots and liquified fecal matter behind it..."
And it just gets better from there. TOO Funnie!!!
But LONG overdue on CNN's part to declare Ole' Carrion Bob unfit for public consumption and a health hazard to the Nation.
Karen on 08.06.05 @ 06:56 AM CST
