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Apropos of Len's post about Golf...and my comment of the "enticements" of the sport - here is the complete Fable of "The Spider and the Fly" [Hope you enjoy it.]

The Spider and the Fly

A Fable by Mary Howitt (1799-1888)

“Will you walk into my parlor?” said the spider to the fly;
“Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you did spy.
The way into my parlor is up a winding stair,
And I have many pretty thing to show when you are there.”
“O no, no,” said the little fly, “to ask me in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair can ne’er come down again.”

“I’m sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high;
Will you rest upon my little bed?” said the spider to the fly.
“There are pretty curtains drawn around, the sheets are fine and thin,
And if you like to rest a while, I’ll snugly tuck you in.”
“O no, no,” said the little fly, “for I’ve often heard it said,
They never, never wake again who sleep upon your bed.”

Said the cunning spider to the fly, “Dear friend, what shall I do,
To prove the warm affection I’ve always felt for you?
I have within my pantry good store of all that’s nice;
I’m sure you’re very welcome; will you please to take a slice?”
“O no, no,” said the little fly, “kind sir that can not be;
I’ve heard what’s in your pantry, and I do no wish to see.”

“Sweet creature!” said the spider, “you’re witty and you’re wise,
How handsome are your gauzy wings, how brilliant are your eyes!
I have a little looking-glass upon my parlor shelf,
If you’ll step in one moment, dear, you shall behold yourself.”
“I thank you, gentle sir,” she said, “for what you’re pleased to say,
And bidding you good-morning, now, I’ll call another day.”

The spider turned him round about, and went into his den,
For well he knew the silly fly would soon be back again:
So he wove a subtle web, in a little corner sly,
And set his table ready to dine upon the fly.
Then he came out to his door again, and merrily did sing,
“Come hither, hither, pretty fly, with pearl and silver wing,
Your robes are green and purple, there’s a crest upon your head;
Your eyes are like bright diamonds, but mine are dull as lead.”

Alas, alas! How very soon this silly fly,
Hearing his wily flattering words, came slowly flitting by.
With buzzing wings she hung aloft, then near and nearer drew,
Thinking only of her brilliant eyes, and green and purple hue;
Thinking only of her crested head – poor foolish thing!
Up jumped the cunning spider; and fiercely held her fast.
He dragged her up his winding stair, into his dismal den,
Within his little parlor, but she ne’er came out again!

And now, dear little children, who may this story read,
To idle, silly, flattering words, I pray, you ne’er give heed.
Unto an evil counselor close heart , and ear and eye,
And take a lesson from this tale of the Spider and the Fly.

Karen on 06.24.05 @ 07:26 AM CST