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05/29/2005: Gems o'the Week:
Catching up on my reading I've been ignoring while I've been making sure Karen didn't get too bored in Memphis.... I think that The Pesky Fly and his commenters have gotten an attack of inspiration. First, Pesky comes up with a classic post header:
The name Frist is derived from an archaic German word meaning "sap-sucking bastard who can't get laid."while Pesky's frequent commenter "sylamore" graces us with a classic piece of filk, the "Bill Frist Theme Song":
Cloture eyes and I'll kiss you,BraVO!
tomorrow I'll dis you.
Remember I'll always fling poo.
And while I'm away
I'll be joining DeLay,
to send all my Dobbins to you.
All my Dobbins,
oooh, all my Dobbins,
All my Dobbins,
I will send to you.
The Christians support me,
and they won't abort me.
They know I am Born Again too.
The Nuclear Option
is holy like adoption,
And I'll soon return to it too.
Chorus....
I've only got one chance,
To get to the Big Dance,
And that means I suck wingnut ass.
I only sing one note,
A "true up or down vote,"
And God's people give me a pass.
Len on 05.29.05 @ 12:00 PM CST
