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05/10/2005: The difference between the sexes: prayer
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
Lord, please let me meet a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store - and a bass boat.
Amen.
Forwarded to me in an email from My Dear Old Dad.
:-)
Len on 05.10.05 @ 12:14 PM CST
