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03/14/2005: Liberal Eye for the Conservative Guy
Socialist Swine has some advice for Jonathan at "Hannidate," a dating site for right-wingers. Jonathan writes:
Hello, I'm Jonathan. I am an undergraduate university student at Oakland University. I am a little shy at first, but I am a very interesting person. I like studying, watching movies, watching anime, playing video games, reading, learning Japanese. My job is a math tutor at my university. My match would be a woman who is conservative and Catholic. She is very nice. She shares my interests. She is traditional, so she has to be good at cooking at cleaning, as I'm not good at that. Hopefully she's no older than 25, as I'm only 19.
Socialist Swine offers this advice:
Okay Jonathon, finally let’s look at your ideal woman. You say that you want a woman that is “traditional, so she has to be good at cooking at cleaning.” While you're at it why don't you ask for a woman who would love to wash the skid-marks off your drawers, responds well to cries of “Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie," and whose goal in life is to be barefoot and pregnant. Jonathon what are you looking for a mate or for your mom?
Brock on 03.14.05 @ 06:45 PM CST
