Dark Bilious Vapors

Which Service has the Dumbest Officers? *

• Well, in the Coast Guard the officers stay nice and dry on land, while the enlisted people head out to sea in all sorts of weather.
• In the Army, the officers stand behind the troops and shout, "Attack!"
• In the Navy, the officers stand on the bridge and steer the ship into action.
• In the Marine Corps, the officers stand in front of the troops and shout, "Attack!"
• And in the Air Force? Well, the officers go off to battle in their pretty flight suits, flying their expensive toys, while the enlisted people head for the club for a long one.

Len on 02.12.05 @ 09:48 AM CST