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02/07/2005: Pre-School Criminals?
All...right. Somebody's gotta explain this one to me:
Rob Kaplan, of Fight Crime, Invest in Kids is saying in this news release that, "More than 300 sheriffs, police chiefs, district attorneys, and victims of violence are set to release a new report and survey that finds a staggering percentage of California's preschools have extensive waiting lists that threaten public safety. The report highlights recent research demonstrating lack of quality preschool results in fewer high school graduations and more crime."
Now, I ask you...PRESCHOOLER's who are Threatening Public Safety??? In California perhaps...but not here at Dennis Hastert Corner.
Here in the mid-land, the heart-land, the any-'ole-where-smack-dab-in-the-middle-land...We keep out todders out of a life of crime...starting right at their mother's t**t... If ya know what I mean. ;-) We don't accept no gun-toting, ornery, rugrats on our suburban streets...
No wait...I take that back...the Second Amendment...Hrmph...Bleeping NRA...well...NEVER MIND...
Karen on 02.07.05 @ 05:16 AM CST
