But how could I deny that I possess these hands and this body, and withal escape being classed with persons in a state of insanity, whose brains are so disordered and clouded by dark bilious vapors....
--Rene Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy: Meditation I
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From this week's Ironic Times:
Model Heidi Klum's Legs Valued at $2 Million
Breasts, $1.5 million; ass, $1.3 million; brain, $1.98.
Len on 09.20.04 @ 12:37 PM CST
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on Monday, September 20th, 2004 at 5:16 PM CST, Angel said
LOL! Now the legs I get - those can be broken and then her career is over. Breasts - huh? A new pair only costs 3 G's. Whats up with that? The Ass - WOW - OK - I guess so? (Don't we have effective cosmetic ass surgery yet?) As for the brain, really - I think we are a little high here - it's a bargain at half the price.
on Monday, September 20th, 2004 at 6:02 PM CST, Len Cleavelin said
Hmmmmmm... if we had effective cosmetic ass surgery yet, how do you explain The Horror That Is J-Lo?
I rest my case. :-)