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09/17/2004: "I'm a sick, evil fuck. But I know that." --George Carlin
Scenes from Midtown this afternoon: As I'm walking my dog by the Midtown Church of Christ, a woman is walking a child near the entrance of the church's day care center. The kid (3-4 years old, maybe) goes ga-ga over my dog.
Mother: [looking slightly askance at my dog, which is a 70 lb. German Shepherd bitch] Does he like children?
Me: She loves children. [Mother visibly relaxes.] But they give her gas, so I only let her eat one a week.
[Mother leads child away looking over her shoulder nervously.]
One of these days my smart mouth is going to get me in trouble. :-)
Len on 09.17.04 @ 09:38 PM CST
Replies: 2 comments
on Saturday, September 18th, 2004 at 3:30 AM CST, Angel said
:-)))))
on Saturday, September 18th, 2004 at 3:30 AM CST, Angel said
:-)))))