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05/10/2004: The good folks at "The People's Pharmacy" (a syndicated newspaper column)....
apparently tackled the burning question of what (if any) infections you can contract from a toilet seat (the short answer: none, in all probability).
Of course, that reminds me of the old joke about the woman who brought her virginal daughter to the doctor, only to learn (after the test results came back) that the daughter had contracted gonorrhea. The mother, believing it impossible that her daughter wasn't as pure as the driven snow, anxiously asked the doctor, "Well, she could get it on a toilet seat, couldn't she?" Responded the doctor absentmindedly, "She could, but it'd be damned uncomfortable."
Len on 05.10.04 @ 05:42 PM CST
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on Monday, May 10th, 2004 at 8:27 PM CST, blunted said
hey now, if you're worried about catching a disease from a toilet seat, worry no more!! That 1/1,000,000,000th of an inch sheet of INDESTRUCTABLE toilet seat liner will protect you!
Seriously though... those seat liners are a joke... they're not protection from germs, they're friggin' security blankets.
Thanks for the joke :-)