Dark Bilious Vapors

to the temptation to award the "Gem o'the Day" this early in the morning, but this one, from the "BuzzWhack.com Buzzword of the Day" emailing is a strong contender:

POST TURTLE: It's a political year and both George Bush and John Kerry have been featured as "post turtles" in jokes spreading across the Internet. Definition: When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid thing get down.

Len on 05.03.04 @ 07:07 AM CST